saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

halftrue:

happy mother’s day from the supernatural fandom

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

Being the friend with overprotective parents

i-am-superjohnlocked:

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

keithmoom:

i lost my virginity can i have yours

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a 

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

(Source: iharrypotter)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.